Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
hmuifyoureblack: I went on a date once no I didn’t
suckitstyles: i hate harry i hate his stupid blazers and his stupid homosexuality and his stupid curls and his stupid dimples and his stupid eyes and his stupid smile and his stupid hands and his stupid torso and his stupid lips and his stupid E V E R Y T H I N G
nuditea: “when one door closes, another one opens” imagine how annoying it would be if that were true you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open your cat escapes you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
fuckyeah-tomlinson: Do not go to his house Do not go to the airport Do not tweet him for follows Do not complain about him not being in America Or i will find you And i will kick your face
shewasthe-hurricane: I can’t
fuckmewhoran: “I used to have a social life” I whisper to myself, as I scroll through my dashboard screaming over pictures of a boyband.