March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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hmuifyoureblack:
I went on a date once
no I didn’t
suckitstyles:
i hate harry
i hate his stupid blazers
and his stupid homosexuality
and his stupid curls
and his stupid dimples
and his stupid eyes
and his stupid smile
and his stupid hands
and his stupid torso
and his stupid lips
and his stupid E V E R Y T H I N G
February 2012
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
fuckyeah-tomlinson:
Do not go to his house
Do not go to the airport
Do not tweet him for follows
Do not complain about him not being in America
Or i will find you And i will kick your face
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Watchshewasthe-hurricane:
I can’t
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fuckmewhoran:
“I used to have a social life” I whisper to myself, as I scroll through my dashboard screaming over pictures of a boyband.
